tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77834703774972503052012-02-16T07:50:23.049-08:00Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-85410876521272199282009-08-19T22:30:00.000-07:002009-08-19T22:32:17.156-07:00What if we built a real Pokedex? Market research conducted at the following link;<br /><br /><a href="http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=4974178#post4974178">Read the whole thread at PokeCommunity Forums</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-8541087652127219928?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-73117300298855889642009-08-11T02:39:00.000-07:002009-08-11T02:41:21.293-07:00Does Smeagol have multiple personality disorder? Does it even exist? Do MPD people bite people's fingers? Who knows...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lotrplaza.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=234345">Read the whole thread at Lord of the Rings Forum</a href><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-7311730029885588964?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-71019019677637530972009-08-09T07:00:00.000-07:002009-08-07T23:57:10.030-07:00"Containment"<br />A work by Sanzio Starsgard.<br />Well received by ConceptArt Forums<br /><br /><a href="http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?p=2366974#post2366974">Read the whole thread at ConceptArt Forums</a href><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-7101901967763753097?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-11707154533645625782009-08-07T01:11:00.000-07:002009-08-07T01:12:55.961-07:00Oh shit! I got absolutely schooled at rap. But rest assured that Young Steven will rise in the ranks soon<br /><br /><a href="http://www.realraptalk.com/f40/b-s-t-vs-steven-682477/">Young Steven's Debut at Real Rap Forums</a href><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-1170715453364562578?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-87304743086007907892009-08-03T05:59:00.000-07:002009-08-03T06:03:01.243-07:00Apparently dressing up as a walrus and role playing on the beach is not commonplace enough for me to claim it as something I did, and as a result, people on this RPG Forum figured out who "stevenstarsgard" is (On about the third page, after lots of odd, confusing posts), so from now on I guess I will have to use variations on a theme, like "stevestarsgard"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/259767-banned-public-rpg.html#post4875137">Read the whole thread here</a href><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-8730474308600790789?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-53027417855472900962009-08-01T19:42:00.000-07:002009-08-01T20:04:11.151-07:00There are two types of Low Riding. Apparently they do not go hand in hand. There were more responses than this, but someone deleted the thread, so I've only got what I saved. Managed to save it after my favourite response though, the last one.<br /><br /><div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"> <div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Read whole thread here</b>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:45px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }"> </div> <div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"> <div style="display: none;">HI<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard wrote:</span><br />I would just like to say that the whole low rider culture disgusts me.<br />I had no problem with it, until an incident that occured today.<br />Well, I was just walking down the street with my son, and there was someone walking in front of us with an obscene amount of low riding, I'm not just talking visible crack here people, I mean that my poor son was traumatized by the brown eye that was confronting him. He may need therapy to remove the mental image of this literal asshole that has become imprinted in his mind.<br /><br />It is very terrible, and I think that if you want to low ride you should have to do it in private. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Badass94Cad wrote:</span><br />Get the fuck outta here<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard wrote:</span><br />The obscene image under your username is exactly what the problem is. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Badass94Cad wrote:</span><br />Mods, ban this moron<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">thor19880821 wrote:</span><br />Moron? I'm not the one with my asshole on display for the world to see<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Badass94Cad wrote:</span><br />Lowriding isn't about low fucking jeans you fucktard. Take your stupidity to 17 Magazine or something.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard wrote:</span><br />Really? I was sure that was the term for it. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">the cat wrote:</span><br />how bout i low rider my nutz on yo mouf<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Forum deleted some time after this.</span> <br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-5302741785547290096?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-8776549085678834502009-07-26T22:03:00.000-07:002009-07-26T22:05:58.369-07:00If you haven't read "A Wii Accident", read that first. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201384">Read the whole thread here at The Cat Site</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-877654908567883450?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-23187049171857119062009-07-24T18:14:00.001-07:002009-07-27T03:33:02.645-07:00Nothing more needs to be said, really<br /><br /><a href="http://www.wiichat.com/nintendo-wii-hardware/61290-wii-based-accident.html">Read the whole thread at Wii Forums</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-2318704917185711906?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-18607933900523949962009-07-24T04:22:00.000-07:002009-07-24T05:08:29.683-07:00Okay, this is one that I didn't start, but you can bet that I finished it!<br />My first post is about the 8th post down and I offer an ingenious solution to the question. Unfortunately, these misinformed "PB's" don't appreciate good ideas, and the posts I made (and those relating to them) were deleted. Luckily I saved them though.<br /><br /><br /><div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"> <div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Read whole thread here</b>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:45px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }"> </div> <div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"> <div style="display: none;"><br />MAKING YOUR GUN "DIFFERENT"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LoganBeaver wrote:</span><br />Anyone have any tips on how to make your maker a bit different from the others.<br /><br />I know the obvious upgrades will make it original.<br /><br />But i'm talking around the house things that will spice it up<br /><br />I've added a piece of red macro line to add some more color but i need some more tips<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">p8ntballr68059 wrote:</span><br />what ever you do dont paint it or anything like that the only thing u can really do it get upgrades for it<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">goat123 wrote:</span><br />could get it annodized, just look for they fourms on here i think they still got one. or www.stingerpaintballdesigns.com u can get cutom grips<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">svmeyer wrote:</span><br />barrel grafiti or hockey tape<br /><br />stickers? if you like the look<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">thor19880821 wrote:</span><br />laser engraving or getting it annodized<br /><br />check out www.lasermygun.com or RAZA<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LoganBeaver wrote:</span><br />For it is your shocker (:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Rebel 816 wrote:</span><br />Dremel<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><font color="red">stevenstarsgard</font> wrote:</span><br />Hi<br />The best way to make your paintball different is to take out the paintballs and put in marbles instead. You absolutely own at paintball if you do this.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">ZiGzAg09 wrote:</span><br />anno it<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hurricane68 wrote:</span><br /><font color="grey">Originally Posted by <span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard</span>: "<span style="font-style:italic;"><br />Hi. The best way to make your paintball different is to take out the paintballs and put in marbles instead. You absolutely own at paintball if you do this."</span></font><br /><br />Ya that supposedly happened at Hell Survivors (or completely frozen paint) and it pretty much knocked a ref unconcious b/c he got shot in the head. I'm pretty sure if they found out who did it he would have got the **** kicked out of him in the parking lot. If you do this you deserve to die, that's all this sport needs is a bunch of *******s doing dumb **** to **** up the fragile reputation of paintball even more.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><font color="red">stevenstarsgard</font> wrote:</span><br />That's why you don't shoot a ref in the head. Obviously most people who are smart enough to use marbles aren't dumb enough to shoot a ref or shoot anyone in the head. No need to get all pissy about it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">xXTLXx Kryptonite wrote:</span><br /><font color="grey">Originally Posted by <span style="font-weight:bold;">hurricane68</span>:<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"Ya that supposedly happened at Hell Survivors (or completely frozen paint) and it pretty much knocked a ref unconcious b/c he got shot in the head. I'm pretty sure if they found out who did it he would have got the **** kicked out of him in the parking lot. If you do this you deserve to die, that's all this sport needs is a bunch of *******s doing dumb **** to **** up the fragile reputation of paintball even more."</span></font><br /><br />I guess it was a marble, because paint with just be more brittle than normal if you freeze them. Paintballs arent made out of water and they wont completely freeze. Unless you have some kind of crazy *** freezer and a freezer mod on you hopper.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Xyphereos wrote:</span><br /><font color="grey">Originally Posted by <span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard</span>:<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"That's why you don't shoot a ref in the head. Obviously most people who are smart enough to use marbles aren't dumb enough to shoot a ref or shoot anyone in the head. No need to get all pissy about it."</span></font><br /><br />Shut. The. ****. Up. Its a bad idea and this isnt answering his question at all. Anyways annoing and lasering are both good ways of making your gun look better and more unique.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><font color="red">stevenstarsgard</font> wrote:</span><br />Can you read? Obviously it does answer his question, because he is asking how to make his gun "different". Not many people are smart enough to think of that, and so if he did it, his gun would be different, most would say better as well.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Forum got moderated after this.</span> <br /></div></div></div><br /><a href="http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?p=60718408#post60718408">Forum After Moderation</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-1860793390052394996?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-2139795277874607392009-07-23T20:40:00.000-07:002009-07-23T21:03:36.205-07:00Basically I just posted an absolutely shit piece of writing to see if some people on the writing forum would be fake-nice and enthusiastic towards a new writer. They weren't. They were dicks;<br /><br /><a href="http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149017">Read the whole thread at Absolute Write Forums</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-213979527787460739?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-83915205705500550292009-07-23T03:57:00.000-07:002009-07-23T19:46:05.885-07:00What is a CB? Find out here. Can you guess where this is going? <br />It seems like there's always people who realize it is a joke, but also there's always at least 1 guy who thinks it is serious.<br /><br /><a href="http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=422509">Read the whole thread at WoW Forums</a><br /><p style="color:white">CB's are Colostomy Bags if you can't guess.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-8391520570550055029?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-87628088421706712142009-07-21T01:29:00.001-07:002009-07-21T01:46:07.463-07:00<a href="http://forums.cmcentral.com/Song_Critique_Please/m_4445501/mpage_1/tm.htm#4445514">This thread got deleted, and I got banned.</a href> So I have to post it out here. I will upload the actual file of the website that I saved before it got deleted once I figure out how to do that. Anyway, this is what I posted on the Christian Music Forums, since technically this is Christian Music<br /><br /><div style="margin:20px; margin-top:5px"> <div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom:2px"><b>Read whole thread here</b>: <input type="button" value="Show" style="width:45px;font-size:10px;margin:0px;padding:0px;" onClick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Hide'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Show'; }"> </div> <div class="alt2" style="margin: 0px; padding: 6px; border: 1px inset;"> <div style="display: none;"><br />SONG CRITIQUE PLEASE:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard wrote:</span><br />What do you think about my song about Jesus.<br />Its all in good faith, so don't get all annoyed about it.<br /><br /><br />JESUS ON CRACK:<br /><br />Here's a story you might like to know<br />What did Jesus do with all that dough?<br />How do you think he got such high reputation?<br />It wasn't from miracles, it was from drug transportation.<br />Some people say it don't fit with the facts<br />But it's true; our pal Jesus was smoking crack.<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Jesus (On crack)<br />Jesus, Jesus (On crack)<br />I ain't talking smack, though it might sound wack<br />Jesus (On crack)<br />Jesus, Jesus (On Crack)<br />Mary Magdalene...holla back.<br /><br />First let's talk about Baby Jesus<br />Cause he was doing crack since he was a fetus<br />It wasn't his fault he just sat in the womb<br />Didn't know he was inhaling crack fumes!<br /><br />Chorus<br /><br />Next, look at Jesus when he was a boy<br />That old crack pipe was his favourite toy<br />The reason why they thought he was against violence?<br />He said nothing all day, in a crack-induced silence.<br />And when Jesus grew up he carpentered wood<br />But the real skill at which he was good (was)<br /><br />Chorus<br /><br />Later in life, hunted by the Jews<br />Jesus came down with a case of the blues<br />Sitting at the table for the last meal<br />Poor Jesus couldn't tell what the hell was real<br />Taking too much powder in his crucifixion hour,<br />When they took him to the cross he was already lost (cause)<br /><br />Chorus<br /><br />But that wasn't the end, no, Jesus came back<br />Cause he wasn't quite done with smoking the crack. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">keithyhuntington wrote:</span><br />interesting. i just got dethroned as most controversial poster. thank you everyone. i hand the crown to this guy! <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">myhusbandswife76 wrote:</span><br />You can't be serious!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">keithyhuntington wrote:</span><br />well... oviously its a joke... (a joke on us, but whatever) i give him props on teh rhymes... but this just sounds too much like a The Queers song to me...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">stevenstarsgard wrote:</span><br />I just don't take my religion as seriously as some, I'm trying to combine some religion in my rhymes, thought some people here might appreciate it. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">(Thread deleted after this...)</span><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-8762808842170671214?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7783470377497250305.post-4945871864773784542009-07-19T22:34:00.000-07:002009-07-23T21:05:13.327-07:00Under the username "stevenstarsgard", I took the view that Harry Potter and the Bible are pretty much identical. Some people realized it was a joke, others got a little bit more fired up than expected from a fiction book forum...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.potterforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=1176386#1176386">Read the full thread at Harry Potter Forums</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7783470377497250305-494587186477378454?l=stevenstarsgard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Starsgardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11186218022254032948noreply@blogger.com0